Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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