Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Life is so much better after having sex.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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