So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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