The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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