physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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