Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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