like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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