My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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