Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize