Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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