Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
too bad you live with your parents still
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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