Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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