I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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