Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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