So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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