Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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