During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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