God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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