So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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