I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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