I wish I only lived at night.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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