I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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