do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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