Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Still dying that you shit outside
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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