Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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