i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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