Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.