Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"