For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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