good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
