Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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