my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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