Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Sponge bath it is.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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