Its about making memories worth repressing
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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