all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just gift wrapped bread.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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