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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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