Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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