Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This baby is an asshole
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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