my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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