Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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