He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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