Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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