Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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