remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis