If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads