Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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