Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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