Your dad touched me again.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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