my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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