yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I will pee on everything he values.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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