he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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