i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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